Sack of balls so small, the "man" they're attached to is scared of everything.
Dude's smallsack was so bad, he never took his 5.0 over 42mph. Might as well be a 2.5.
Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.
Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.
Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.
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