Simpocrite

A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.

Dude: Girl you're such a simp
Girl: stfu I saw your tinder message yesterday, gtfo ya simpocrite

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sepehrr

Except for her

Used by southerners

"I don't like nobody sepehrr"

bruh moment

A moment that makes you say "bruh", usually out of sheer disappointment.

I just got an D on my physics exam, what a bruh moment