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When you insert your dick into a girl and then when you pull it out your dick splits In half
Last night I pulled a hydra dick
When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up
When you cum into the snow then make it into a snow cone the feed it to anybody you want even your dog
I just gave my sister a white snowball
Someone who makes a bet then upon losing makes up excuses tward the technicalities of the win...oh and they don't pay up.
winner: alright thats game man, now pay up.
loser: are you sure that last move was cool with the rules, i mean...
winner: oh come on..
loser: it was like on the wrong side..and.
winner: oh..dude..you are SUCH A SHANKAPOTOMUS.
loser: i know...