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hopbark

The single act of shouting and jumping in rhythm. A good dog hopbarks when the fence is just too high for people to see you. People hopbark when trying to be heard and be seen in a crowd. Hopbarking is an expression of joy, but it can also be a warning to let all in earshot know you ready for whatever they got.

Bailey was a good dog, she always hopbarked at the strangers in the other side of the big stone wall.

by Moonmullins2 January 14, 2025


hopbark

The single act of shouting and jumping in rhythm. A good dog hopbarks when the fence is just too high for people to see you. People hopbark when trying to be heard and be seen in a crowd. Hopbarking is an expression of joy, but it can also be a warning to let all in earshot know you ready for whatever they got.

Bailey was a good dog, she always hopbarked at the strangers in the other side of the big stone wall.

by Moonmullins2 January 14, 2025


Pity bacon

The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.

I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.

by Moonmullins2 January 16, 2022