Nocebo

Harmful version of placebo.

A psychosomatic detrimental effect on one's health.

He was wrongly diagnosed with cancer and given 6 months to live. He died but he didn't have cancer, the cause of death was nocebo.

Essex

Essex, a county in England.

Home of the strutting cuckold.

He's from Essex and that's his wife.

Longed off

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.

I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.

FEZ

FEZ (Abbreviation): Flesh Eating Zombie

A slur used by vegans against (non thinking) meat eaters.

Typical FEZ.

At 2:30 pm the town is full of FEZ

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Depression

A reasonable psychological response to the reality of humanity.

The starving children, pointless wars and general insanity of it all demands depression in all but the insane.

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