The worst possible movie to rent for a first date.
I was hoping to make out with Suzy after watching Requiem for A Dream but she asked me to turn it off and taker her home with fifteen minutes left.
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The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!
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