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A pork sword buried to the hilt; the maximum length which it is possible to slip someone; in a sausage and donut situation . The maximum extent to which the sausage can be hidden.
We were at it for hours i was balls deep all the way.
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large breasts, also see wappers, baps, bresticles, loe pillows, dirty loaves.
"..i knew i was on for a night of balls deep action when she aimed her Guns of Navarone at me....."
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Word used by posh southern ladies when referring to a gentleman's testicles. From nuts + bollocks + goolies.
'The Archbishop of Can-terbury's shoes were so shiny that when he lifted his arms up to crown me Queen of Great Britain and all her Common-wealth Dominions, I could see his big hairy nollies reflected in them.' (HM the Queen, interviewed by Howard Stern)
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The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.
I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.
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Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.
"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."
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1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps
2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.
My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs
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To accidentally soil ones underpants whilst attempting to fart; create russet gusset, drop a pebble.
it felt like a normal fart...i pushed too hard and goddamn if i didnt follow through.
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