shorty's

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

4👍 17👎

man chowder

Sperm also see baby gravy

carla was hungry so I Fed her some man chowder

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bean juice

a fart accompanied by anal leakage

I thought I had a hemmoriod! Biy was I relieved that it was only bean juice

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mooch

Freeloader

Steves a mooch!

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Iron liver

The liver of a heavy drinker

Jeffs got ot an Iron liver

17👍 3👎

Blow some mudd

take a shit

Man I better go blow some mudd! or I may end up with some bean juice

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High hard one

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

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