Hard on the eyes

An Ugly fugly chcick!

Man that chcik frank got in Vegas was hard on the eyes!

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shorty's

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

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Iron liver

The liver of a heavy drinker

Jeffs got ot an Iron liver

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Blow some mudd

take a shit

Man I better go blow some mudd! or I may end up with some bean juice

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stank on the hang-low

Banging a chick and not washing off h crud she left.

I still have stacies stank on my hang-low! It's been 7 days!

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realeasing the hostages

taking a shit

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!

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Stabbin Cabin

A late 70's early 80's Dodge van used by so called "Mojado's" to shag their sancha in

Moose: Whers Jesse?
Ferret: Oh he's on lunch. Probly in his stabbin cabin Bangin tonya
Moose: Aye Tal!!!

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