Crotchnasty

The act having a brisk fuck under pressure, usually before a deadline or before company arrives.

Went crotchnasty with the wife before her cousin's son's bosse's old roommate from Berkley came for dinner.

Dunkies

When you drop a deuce and it sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl, then proceeds to float back to the surface.

“How was your shit man?” “Ah I have the Dunkies, probably the McDonalds we had earlier.”

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Chatch

Slang for vagina or crotch interchangeably. Primarily used to keep the subject matter low key or hush hush, if you will.

Pronounced (Chaw-ch)

Ah man, another perfectly good chatch blown out during childbirth. What a shame.