Bridget

A he or she, that is intelligent or gifted at Math. Can be seen as a bridge like "San Francisco Bridge" or the "London Bridge". Can be very annoying or nice under certain situations. Overall most likely will have brown eyes or "Poopy Brown Eyes" but can not spell anything.

Person 1 - "Who is that?"
Person 2 - "That is Bridget"
Person 3 - "She sucks"
Person 4 - "I agree"