major pucker factor

A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways.

Mark Foley's escapes created a major pucker factor amongst Republicans.

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jizzjacker

Someone who falls short of completing a promised task.

A person who does not suck cock, but merely milks cum into his/her mouth.

v. jizzjacked, Having been promised something or agreed to perform a task and then the person reneges, doesn't show, etc.

You can't believe him he's a real jizzjacker.

I was counting on a slow, warm, wet BJ but s/he turned out to be only a jizzjacker.

I bought tickets for them and they didn't pay me. I've been jizzjacked.