Drink Raped

The violated feeling a Starbucks barista has after a strenuous frappuccino happy hour where everyone in a 50 mile radius comes out to participate in a half price pandemonium. Also applies for weekend shifts with no promotions.

The feeling a Starbucks customer has after they've incurred an absurd charge for their 12, 16, or 20oz hand crafted beverage

I've lost all faith in humanity after I was drink raped from 10 until 3. Happy hour, my ass...

I have 4 insufficient funds charges from getting drink raped at starbucks

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