Baby back bitch

Devin Booker

Bro you see how Russell Westbrook bounced blocked D Book and bounced it off him for the win?!?

Who?

Beastbrook?!

No the other one…

Oh you mean the baby back bitch who was too busy crying about a foul to realize he’s in the final seconds of a playoff game?

Yeah that’s the one

Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup

1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”