Meijer Mayhem

When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.

"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."

Dick-fil-a

When the meaty cashier at chick-fil-a squrts in your frozen lemonade and the the infection from her roast beef flaps spreads to the snout of your penis.

“The musty bitch at chick-fil-a gave me dick-fil-a!”

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