Paris

The capital city of France. It is home to famous landmarks such as the Eiffel Tower and the Notre Dame. Paris is also home to some of the biggest dickheads you can find. The trains are generally shit in every way imaginable and the taxis are terrible. If you truly want to have a good time, learn more French and go to the quieter parts of the city such as cemeteries.

Paris was founded by the Parisii in the 3rd century.