Metal Head

A Metal Head is a fan of metal music. Just remember music comes from the saul, not the How To Be Cool section of the paper.

WARNING: DO NOT INSULT ANY TRUE METAL BAND NEAR A METAL HEAD! THIS WILL RESULT IN YOUR BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS, ESPECIALLY IF THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE OF THEM AROUND!

Teenage Preppy MTV Sellout 1: Hey! Look at the MetalHead! he's different from us! Let's go make fun of him!
Teenage Preppy MTV Sellout 2: Yeah!!!
Metal head: GWAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!(making devil horns with his hands)
Both Teenage Preppy MTV Sellouts: AIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!(Running like little girls and shitting themselves)

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