SPOKES

slang for the stretch marks that form on the anus when one receives penetration excessively

you could see the spokes on her from taking it in the rear entrance

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Haslett

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.

Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME!
Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here.
Woman: Ya its cool.

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chiefed

after a person passes out at a party, take a marker pen and write all over their face.

after drinking too much, jason passed out and his friends chiefed him.

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Cradle of Fear

Essentially a really cheesy porno with some fake gore, starring Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth. Lots of boobs, blood, jugular veins, head explosions, and fun for the whole family! Silly brits can't make movies.

Want a good laugh? Go see Cradle of Fear.

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Cat's Basket

Masterbating in a cat's basket, with your cat in the basket, by using a Gear Magazine.

Dude, Leksan totally was cat basketing this morning. And Tyler saw him too!

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ac -10

To kick ass.

I'm fairly certain that the AC-10 Award, which comes from Goldeneye and Timesplitters, is a reference to Dungeons and Dragons. AC stands for Armor Class. The lower the AC number, the stronger the armor i.e. -10 being very very high. Thus, one who won the AC-10 award in Goldeneye and Timesplitters was one who horded the armor. However, since the games' makers nenver explained what the award means, it seems like it was doled out to whoever kicked the most ass (which one tends to do when one hordes armor). Thus, as both games are very popular, AC-10 has moved into the popular lexicon to mean "ass-kicker."

"I got the AC-10 award the other day on that presentation."

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stinky stan

the act of suprising someone by shoving your finger up someones butt.

she jumped 5 feet in the air when i gave her that stinky stan

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