Fortnite

A battle royale game that has caused many gaming companies to put a battle royale mode of some kind into their games to dick ride the battle royale craze to drain its balls until they're the size of grape seeds. If you enjoy Fortnite, you're probably some edgy 13 year old, who smokes real shitty ditch weed, drinks more energy drinks than is healthy, and thinks doing Fortnite dances in public is cool. Oh, and you might have moderate to severe Autism if you enjoy Fortnite, which is basically Minecraft with guns, and golf carts

Friend: Hey, you wanna play Fortnite?
Me: You mean Fortshite? Thanks, but I'd like to keep my brain cells

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