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The Morgue-an

When you're doing the deed with a girl whose heart stops in the middle of sex, you try and cum, then use a defibrillator to start her heart, before she gets brain damage.

This chick had a hear attack the other night and I had to pull the morgue-an

by Morguean January 19, 2021


Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.

If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.

by Morguean April 1, 2022