Political Polyglotism

the ability to speak many political languages

Дана: "Yo! Taylor's political polyglotism is really impressive she can speak conservatism's civility versus barbarism, progressivism's oppressor versus oppressed, and libertarianism's freedom versus coercion."
설현: "Damn I have enough trouble speaking progressivism's oppressor versus oppressed -- I'm surprised she can all those languages of politics. She must be really well read."

population adjuster

The politically correct euphemism for "murderer".

I'm not a serial killer -- I'm a prolific population adjuster.

Pulchritudiosis

a humorous woe is me condition where an individual is tormented by their excessive physical beauty

邵雨薇: "I hear Jade was suffering from pulchritudiosis."

유나: "Oh methinks I saw her symptoms first hand on Tiktok. She was all like damn "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts."".