Political Polyglotism

the ability to speak many political languages

Дана: "Yo! Taylor's political polyglotism is really impressive she can speak conservatism's civility versus barbarism, progressivism's oppressor versus oppressed, and libertarianism's freedom versus coercion."
설현: "Damn I have enough trouble speaking progressivism's oppressor versus oppressed -- I'm surprised she can all those languages of politics. She must be really well read."

Pulchritudiosis

a humorous woe is me condition where an individual is tormented by their excessive physical beauty

邵雨薇: "I hear Jade was suffering from pulchritudiosis."

유나: "Oh methinks I saw her symptoms first hand on Tiktok. She was all like damn "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts."".

population adjuster

The politically correct euphemism for "murderer".

I'm not a serial killer -- I'm a prolific population adjuster.