March 24

National best person day, all the most amazing people are born on this day. No matter what other definition says, people born on this day are the most amazing, wonderful, attractive, excellent, fabulous, gorgeous people EVER.

Person 1: "Hey it's March 24th!"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "The best people in the world are born on this day, go make a party for all your March 24 friends and give them a lot of money!"