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When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.
So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.
Nobody wins because this game sucks.
Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym
Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken
Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her
Gym Rat 2: ...
Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude
Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
Used by boys whose inferiority complexes make them fear to be perceived as gay.
Guy 1: You actually look really good in those jeans... no homo though.
Guy 2: Imagine still saying No Homo...
The categorical antonym of the word "slither."
To mouzzle is to secure the bag in a manner that leaves no doubt of the subjects success in securing said bag.
Only used when expressing explicit certainty of a subjects actions outcome.
See "mouzzled" for the past tense of mouzzle.
Guy 1: Yo did you see Evan just went upstairs with Emily!
Guy 2: Yoooooo, no way he doesn't mouzzle that!!
Guy 3: Damn, I really thought I could have slithered in there.
Guy 1: Ew dude, you don't have enough swagger.