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An ingenious invention made by microsoft, ruined by hard ass 6th graders with smooth undropped balls that think they're tough swearing after every sentence.
Last week on xbox live:
12 year old kid: GET OUT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Clever adult: Oh you remember that too huh? Great times in 3rd grade.
12 year old: LOL WHAT THE FUCK. GHETTO DOUCHE I GET STRAIGHT A'S YOU MANGINA
Me: *fart*
(superreymysterio619 has left the game)
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True, meaningful sex with 2 partners that don't leave each other after doing it, thus recycling hard earned cash.
Light switch: Save the environment, don't leave me turned on.
Bitch: Don't hog me with that environmentally friendly sex crap.
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Friends on Facebook that do such stupid things you just want to rub it in their faces extremely hard.
Facebook Nub 1: What is Pottermore?
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.
*My comment gets removed*
Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.
Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*
Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.
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A state of being where you feel the need to go on youtube, click on a random video, and vote it up, favorite it, and click the description and read it, regardless of what the video is.
I have youtube frenzy on a daily basis.
A classic sex move performed by the sex who is performing fellatio.
Blow the opponent's penis until ejaculation, sip up every drop of cum, twirl it around in your mouth, point your head to the ceiling, grit your teeth, and spit the cum out in a water fountain, if any is left over, spit into the opposite's face, proceed to do so until all empty.
Last night my boyfriend gave me the ol' john cena, so tonight i got revenge by giving him the ol' triple h.
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A very awesome techno band formed on youtube, mostly famous by reconization from peter chao.
me: dude, did you see peter chao last night?
guy: yeah i did! chaoside motherfucker!
me: well he pointed this band call the arka teks, and i've wanted to listen to it, you want to?
guy: sure!
4 minutes later...
both: i love the world.
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