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BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch. A girl with a lovely personality. A girl with a face like a chewed-up toffee.

What about that one off Pop Idol? Nah, she's a BOBFOC, definitely a double-bagger!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


I'm taking ya!

A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.

Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


tassive mits

Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.

Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

67πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


tinter

The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.

I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


bingo top

A lady's 'low-cut' top styled/worn in such a way to encourage men to cast their 'eyes down'.

Hang on lads...bingo top approaching, eyes down, look in.

by Morphinemitt May 26, 2008

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mincer

To be 'on the wrong bus', Gay as fuck!

Yeah, he wears flip-flops, sandals AND shorts. What a mincer!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

71πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž