tinter

The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.

I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!

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I'm taking ya!

A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.

Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!

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tassive mits

Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.

Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!

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bingo top

A lady's 'low-cut' top styled/worn in such a way to encourage men to cast their 'eyes down'.

Hang on lads...bingo top approaching, eyes down, look in.

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BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch. A girl with a lovely personality. A girl with a face like a chewed-up toffee.

What about that one off Pop Idol? Nah, she's a BOBFOC, definitely a double-bagger!

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Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

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Mincer

To be 'on the wrong bus', Gay as fuck!

Yeah, he wears flip-flops, sandals AND shorts. What a mincer!

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