Crotch Rice

(1) Small pockets of fat adorning the underside of the scrotum; (2) larva of the phrenal fly, known to burrow into inside of the upper thigh; (3) rice that has fallen into a crotch.

It's best not to disturb someone else's crotch rice.

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Dreakfast

1. Early morning meal at a crappy diner; 2. A late night meal consisting of breakfast foods; 3. An early morning meal consisting of dinner foods.

After a late night of partying, we stopped at Nick's Diner for dreakfast.

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heisenbolt

Slang for penis. From the German "heisen" (roughly, beef) and "bolt" (sword).

Adolf dipped his heisenbolt in the mayonnaise.