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The greatest shopkeeper of all time. He is infamous for his brilliant, top-grade lamp oil, rope and bombs.
He is also responsible for the designs of all bombs in the history of the world and is the only living person with the knowledge of producing and using Greek Fire, as a result of his vast demolition knowledge.
He is also one of the greatest physicists and no one else's bombs can match his.
He also owns time machine for some reason.
Person 1: Have you heard about Morshu?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: You know what they say, all of Morshu's products sell instantly. As they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to get the lamp oil. Or, is it the bagel?
Person 2: I don't have enough rubies.
Person 1: You must die!
Morshu: Mmmmm! Sorry, my friend, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little, mmm, richer!
The greatest shopkeeper of all time. He is infamous for his brilliant, top-grade lamp oil, rope and bombs.
He is also responsible for the designs of all bombs in the history of the world and is the only living person with the knowledge of producing and using Greek Fire, as a result of his vast demolition knowledge.
He is also one of the greatest physicists and no one else's bombs can match his.
He also owns time machine for some reason.
Person 1: Have you heard about Morshu?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: You know what they say, all of Morshu's products sell instantly. As they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to get the lamp oil. Or, is it the bagel?
Person 2: I don't have enough rubies.
Person 1: You must die!
Morshu: Mmmmm! Sorry, my friend, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little, mmm, richer!
The currency of Koridai and Gamelon, and the former currency of Hyrule, during King Harkinian's reign.
Person 1: Do you know where I can spend my old rubies, now that rupees have replaced them?
Person 2: I think at Morshu's shop.
Person 3: I went there but Morshu was busy.
Person 2: He's probably busy playing with a ruby.
The oil used to fuel oil lamps, and an item that is very profitable.
The best quality lamp oil is famously sold by Morshu in Koridai.
Lamp oil, rope, bombs â you want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
The island near Hyrule were the greatest lamp oil and bombs are sold by Morshu
Notable locations are the Faces of Evil and Morshu's shop.
Person 1: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!
King Harkinian: But what can we do?
Person 1: As it is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.