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The bumbling political party led by Donald Trump and his cronies. This party appears to be having significant issues keeping cabinet members in place, finding a replacement for Obamacare, having any knowledge of black history, and remembering key meetings with a particular Russian ambassador.
I'm taking bets on which of the Rebumblicans will lose his or her job next.
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Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.
After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.
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A noun meaning the intensification of discomfort from needing to urinate that an individual feels the closer he or she gets to a bathroom. Often resulting in short urine bursts or complete bladder evacuation when the toilet is in sight.
v. pisscalate and pisscalated
Roger had to pee for the last 25 miles, but when he pulled off of the freeway and into a gas station, he began panicking and rocking in his seat because of the pisscalation.