Hourglass Syndrome

The frustration you experience when your computer takes an obscene amount of time to load something, or freezes. The name in derived from the little spinning hourglass that replaces your cursor

Fred: "Last night, my stupid computer to so long to load I smashed the screen in."
Bob: "Dude, you're getting Hourglass Syndrome, you need a new computer."

"This morning my laptop didn't work and my Hourglass Syndrome made me rage at my boss. I need a new job now."

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Glass hammer

A blunt and useless tool.

Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.

Guy: "Dude, you're a glass hammer"
*onlookers laugh*
Jock: *puzzled expression* "Huh?"

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Socially Indifferent

Not giving a shit about those "new trendy movements" and shit like that.

It's not that you don't agree, but you're tired of these modern hippies.

Gay: So regarding the new movement on gay and lesbian rights what is your-
Socially Indifferent Person: Piss off!

Government worker: How does the recent change in-
Socially Indifferent Person: Shut the fuck up!!

Person wearing crocs and BustedTees: Zomg! I, like, can't believe that, like, your, like-
Socially Indifferent Person: CAN YOU FUCK OFF PLEASE???

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