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Jello Troll

An elementary school lunch lady who is stingy with the dessert portions.

"Ms. Brenda loaded me up with them green beans but only gave me a tiny slice of cake. She is such a jello troll."

by Morty Nickels 2.0 February 21, 2019


Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019


Four Way Drawers

A pair of boxers so special that your wear them four ways before washing: Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out

Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.

Girlfriend: Dumbass put your drawers on backwards!

Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019