Heepie

Heepie. What a wonderful Phrase. Heepie, aint no passing craaazzzzeeee.
Sorry, but ya gotta love that song. Heepie, is a word I invented last night. Can mean whatever the heepie you want it to mean. I generally use it in heepie random sentences, or to get out of tight situations. But CAN be used to replace anything.

'Hey guys, that chick heepie was fucking hot.'
Hey guys, let's go smoke some heepie.'
'Holy shit dude, you saw her heepies?! TOTALLY HEEPIE.'
' Me: Sorry officer, didn't know i shouldn't be smokin weed in a kids play park.
Officer:You're gonna have to come down the station kid.
Me: Sorry officer, HEEPIE! *runs off*

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Petey

See samie and ally
Petey posseses some, if not all of the qualities, commenly associated with ally and samie.
Only slightly HARDCORE, and not into goats. Displays few signs of being gay max. She unlike her companions, may NOT have my babies, as if i nail her, i only get $2.
Although i'm sure it would be enjoyable.
Shows some signs of enjoying the company of Molly . Quite possibly too much.

'Hey petey, why aren't you being HARDCORE?'
'Hey petey...petey....petey what are you doing to molly? Oh ok.....well does ally know? I think you should tell her. No? Well at least can i join in?. Goodie.'

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Samie

Sometimes considered a 'gay max'. Known, to enjoy sexual pleasure with goats. Also sometimes known as HARDCORE. Considers 'Mosha Trix' King of coners,the man along with co coner Darksouls.
If she wishes, she may have my children ;).

'Hey Samie, you're HARDCORE'
'Whoaaaa Samie, you gave that goat a DAMNED good seeing to.'

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