Aaron

Invented the cure for Aids, cancer, blindness and many other incurable maladies. Got drunk in cabo and had his work stolen. Absolute gentleman. THE COOLEST PERSON EVER. THE NICEST PERSON EVER. THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER. THE HARDEST PERSON EVER. BETTER THAN ALL OTHER NAMES OF ANY OTHER PERSON IN THE KNOWN AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSE. Theres too many good things about Aaron to type in one sitting. The world needs more Aaron. This was 100% NOT written by someone named Aaron. That would be ridiculous right?

Aaron really cured the incurable. Such an Aaron thing to do.