Hugo

The boy your girlfriend wants to have sex with/already is. He has the ability to make any girl fall in love with him with his charm and southerness, as if his good looks alone weren't enough. Girls will often keep photos of him on their wall and you can bet it's him they're thinking about while you're sleeping with her.
For those who label him as a southern fairy, with his mad skills and magic wand, truly he is the Oberon of Hertfordshire.

Heather: "I was so close to saying Hugo's name in bed last night"

Jessica "Yeah me too"

Ashlee "STFU about my boyfriend!"

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