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A pistol carrying date rapist that loves fucking butts and butt fucking magic players.
We just saw the Dirty Sims!!! He was magical.
A bit titty blonde who seems innocent all while is taking dicks in all holes in the back of a In and Out burger restaurant.
I met a Dirty Celeste last night and she stole my heart and sucked the dick out of my soul, not my soul out of my dick, but my dick out of my soul!! My soul was dickless!
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When you fuck a stuffed elephant raw and mid fuck your grandmother walks in on you and you meet eyes but because you like that dirty audience shit, you cum harder than you have ever came before leaving an exit hole in the elephants head and cum drenching the wall. Your grandmother then nods at you and says "good boy" and walks away.
I did a dirty Brahnson last night and my father almost beat me. Especially because my grandma cleaned up the mess on the wall.
When you fuck a girl and tell her you can't feel it so she breaks up with you and gains 50lb and fucks your friend only then to 6 months later transition to a man so you can say you and your friend and both fucked the same dude.
Damn Chris, I did a dirty Justin last night.
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A Dirty Austyn is the act of keistering Yu-Gi-Oh cards in ones ass utilizing motor oil as lubricant, only to then on command shit said cards out of ones ass to use as a deck when someone says "Let's Duel".
Hey did a Dirty Austyn when all I wanted to do is play some Yu-Gi-Oh.....
The act of keistering yugioh cards in ones anus using motor oil as lubricant. Then on command shitting them out and yelling "Let's Duel".
Man, I went to a tournament today and had to play against a Dirty Austyn.
When your friend fucks a girl but pisses her off so you become her sugar daddy and fuck her too only to then also piss her off, and 6 months later she transitions to a man so now you and your friend are Eskimo brothers by fucking the same dude.
Damn Justin, I did a dirty Chris last night.
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