Walking Farts

People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart

Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!

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Exacerturbation

The process of making a bad masturbation session worse. Generally caused by a combination of poor life choices and lack of lube.

His favorite hobbies are strangling animals, golf and exacerturbation

Rapeage

1. To Partake in ownage of a greater degree than simply ownage

2. To Pillage the nether regions of unwilling

1. "Damn, that's some major ownage!"
"You kidding me? Thats not just ownage, thats rapeage"

2. "So, how did your slave orgy go today?"
"It was maximum rapeage!"

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