poop sex

When you and the homies dine on scooby-snacks during a group poop.

friend 1: yoooo who want to come over and have some poop sex

friend 2: what we eating

friend 1: scooby-snacks dumbass

friend 3: ima bring the heat

friend 1: ok make sure you fuck remember

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shrekadaisacolanarianisitishrektoliterianamerianeoxashrekperson

A religion in which follows to lord and savior Shrek

me: it's against my religion to go to school today
mom: ohh really whats your religion
me: Shrekadaisacolanarianisitishrektoliterianamerianeoxashrekperson

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(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

When you see the motherland over the horizon

(☭ ͜ʖ ☭). The motherland!

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