A real world dystopia with a corrupt / extremist authoritarian government, that uses media gaslighting as a disguise.
The U.K. became a fourth world country when it began to strip away human rights en mass (see austerity, eugenics, and imperialism), remorselessly murdering its citizens (see grenfell tower, the war on drugs, âherd immunityâ) and proposed trade agreements that severely violate international law (see Brexit).
The U.S. is a fourth world country because childrenâs âback to schoolâ shopping lists include bullet proof vests (see Sandy hook, school shootings), citizens are regularly murdered by militarised police (see Stonewall, Black Wall Street, BLM, the war on drugs, indigenous peoples).
North Korea is a fourth world country, due to its long term relationship with a dystopian dictatorship. (See North Korea)
(This is not a complete list) More examples include:
- Venezuela (See Venezuela economic crisis)
-Israel (See Palestine)
-China (See âre-education campsâ, concentration camps, Uighurs, the drug death penalty, âpodâ homes, Winnie the Pooh)
-Saudi Arabia (See civil rights, womenâs rights, Jamal Kashoggi, Oil wars)
-Hungary (See Hungarian democracy)
-Brazil (See amazon burning, Jair Bolsonaro, Brazilian prisons)
-Philippines (See Rodrigo Duterte war on drugs)
âI havenât felt safe since we became a fourth world country.â
âThe government does not serve the people.â
People are exhausting me, so unless youâre paying my bills, take your crap elsewhere.
The equivalent of âOkay Boomerâ for dealing with cyber bullies.
Keyboard warrior: âBillie Eilish looks like a wine mom.â
Billie Eilish: âPAE me bitch.â
An unwanted situation:
When there isnât a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really donât want to return someoneâs advances.
In case of doobie drought:
Samantha: âI want to cry.â
Tenzin: âWhy, whats wrong?â
Samantha: âJust finished my last nug, itâs going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.â
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: âTonightâs been so fun, itâs been great to see you guysâ
Random Bobilly: âHey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, Iâll make your night amazing.â
Hanna: âAha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.â
Plural of Panalacle: Emotionally Charged Pancake
Pancakes that are ate or made with intense emotion. Good news pancakes. Bad news pancakes. Love pancakes. Hate pancakes.
If you convey an intense emotion while eating or making pancakes, you have created a panalacle.
âIâll take him for a walk and tell him before panalacles.â
Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.
âGet 6ft away or 6ft underâ
âIf youâre close enough to read this, youâre close enough to taste my sneezesâ
âPlease maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.â
âI only bite when people invade my personal space.â
âIf you can smell my farts, youâre social distancing wrongâ
A performative non-apology dressed as an apology
Example 1:
Boris Johnson: âIâm sorry for the lives lost due to covid.â
The British public: âWell that was a capology if I ever heard one. He wonât apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.â
Example 2:
A YouTuber: âIâm so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.â
The same youtuber, a month later: âIâm so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.â
Their viewers: âThese capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.â