When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.
"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."
A total ass of a dude. Super deceptive and will ruin your life. Spends most of his time telling you how much he cares about you and how he loves you but is always only looking for sex. When the relationship gets to be too much for him, he gives up and asks for sex anyways
âMan that dude was such an assâ
âI know heâs a total braydenâ
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