Guo Jian

Guo Jian is the definition of a Japanese Private lap dancer.

Traditionally, Guo Jians have been known to only be of male descendants. It is not likely for a Guo Jian to be female.

Guo Jians can never be wealthy due to their stereotyped nature of lap dancing. They never want to do anything else on their lives as this form of career and art is an addiction to them.

Although 90% of Guo Jians are said to be very very attractive, Guo Jians that are born outside of Japan unfortunately do not make the male beauty standards of this stature. That being said, any Guo Jians that aren’t Japanese.. are fucking ugly.

Hey, look at that guy.. he’s giving him a lap dance!

That’s just a Guo Jian my man! This is a Japanese bar.

guo jian

Guo Jian’s are famously known to be Japanese Male Strippers. Their work ethic and mesmerizing moves are always one to admire.

Although stunningly attractive Guo Jian’s are normally found in Japan, Guo Jian’s that reside or born outside of Japan are usually the most fugly creatures you have ever seen.

Hey man, wanna go to the strip club?

Sure man! I hope all of the Guo Jian’s are working tonight.

busterinos

Busterinos is the definition of losing all the money you have.

It could be on an expensive branded bag, it could be an all-in at a poker game, it could be splurging on a new super car.

When you have lost it all, you have indeed…busterinos

Man 1: Dude.. He just put his life savings on BIG.

Man 2: Then what happened??

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