Squareullar

Having or resembling a square shape.

Phil: What shape is that?
Clyde: I don't know. 4 congruent sides, 4 congruent angles, but yet not a square.
Phil: I know! It's squareullar!

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Filanky

A chaotic situation.

Clyde, you were the one that spilled the glass and started this whole filanky!

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Pishwang

A sudden inconvenience.

I'd keep you for detention, but I wouldn't want to put a pishwang like that in your afternoon.

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Scrumble

(Noun) A mushy substance found in the drain cover of your sink after you wash the dishes. It is usually brown and found in small round chunks. (plural-Scrumbles)

I washed my dishes and saw all of the wet scrumbles sitting in the drain filter.

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Trance

A genre of music defined by these three things:

1. All electronic instruments
2. Computer-generated, not played by actual people
3. Has at least one synth that sounds like:

A) Humming with teeth clenched

B) Phased whistle

C) A and B combined

Trance music is really awesome.

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Ride The Snowball

Cash in or pick up on another person's energetic or productive attitude.

Phil: We'll never get this project done! Our debug team is too lazy!
Clyde: Oh, don't worry. Our programmers have been pretty productive, so the rest of us can just ride the snowball from here.

MP4 Player

Someone or something acting way cooler than they really are.

Example 1:
Nerdy Kid: Yo, what's up, I'm cool now!
Phil: No you're not, you're just an MP4 Player.

Example 2:
Salesman: BUY OXI CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Oxi Clean is such an MP4 Player.

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