What's hide-and-seek?

The question you ask when someone has explained something to you countless times and you still don't get it.

Phil: To play baseball, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: What?
Phil: I said, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: Swing what where?
Phil: SWING BAT AT BALL!
Clyde: Sorry, what's hide-and-seek?

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Plamph

A large segmented snake made out of rock.

Plamphs usually live underground.

Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.

Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.

Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.

Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.

Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.

There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).

Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.

Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.

Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.

Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.

I saw a plamph in my backyard. It tok a bite out of my porch and burrowed back underground to join its herd.

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Bleen

1) (Noun) A color made by mixing blue and green but has more of a blueish tint to it.

2) (Verb) Hold your finger behind someone's head so as to poke them when they lean backward.

1) That's a bleen coat.

2) Phil: Ouch! You poked me in the back of the head!
Clyde: Ha! I bleened you!

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Dude

A carpenter or other professional hired to help with home improvement or appliance fixing.

Phil: Oh man, our shower isn't working!
Clyde: OK, I'll call a dude to fix it tomorrow.

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Scrumboli

An Italian sandwich made of mashed leftovers/scrumbles.

Phil: What are we having for dinner?
Clyde: A scrumboli.
Phil: Must we use all of our scrumbles to just make it?

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Deserves A Third String Solo

When one who is inexperienced and/or not completely fit for the task at hand is given a chance to try it without assistance from a more experienced person, they are being given their deserved third string solo.

Phil: I'll be away Friday, so the intern will have to finish the project proposal.

Clyde: But he's only an intern! Shouldn't George help him with it?

Phil: Oh, relax, he deserves a third string solo.

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Ungrammarable

Lacking proper English grammar or sentence structure.

Phil: Hey! There you goed! I've been looking all over for you!
Clyde: Actually, "goed" is ungrammarable. You probably meant to say "went" or "are."

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