horse's stink

The incessant smell that comes from someone acting like a horse's arse

Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach

Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour

I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him

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Beerhum

the humm one experiences after 2-3 beers after a hard days work

got home from work and cracked three stubbies in a row....nothing could get me off the lounge as i was experiencing an awesome beerhum

Venngina

When a Venn Diagram uses 2 or 3 circles - the overlapping area forms a vaginal shape known as the Venngina. The Venngina represents the common factors of the the 2 or 3 circles and this Vennginal area assists in clearly defining logical choices, probabilities and statistical outcomes.

I was trying to choose who to take on a boys weekend. The three criteria were 1. Ability to drink beer 2. Wilingness to gamble & 3. Ability to keep one's mouth shut. Of my friends, those that fell within the Vennginal zone would receive an invitation.

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Guntmuffler

The act of blowing raspberries on a roll of pubic fat (also known as a gunt)

I thought Joe's exhaust needed replacing, but soon realised that he was an aggressive guntmuffler.

chuckin'amorrissey

when things get too hard, just give up, throw in the towel

Jim was struggling with his workload and as opposed to coming up with a plan or working through the challenges, he just gave up and left … he was chuckin'amorrissey

Bumgrumbler

When a person complains about diarrhoea , constipation or haemorrhoids

I am sick of John coming to work and talking about his runny bum one day and piles the next, he is such a Bumgrumbler !