Bumgrumbler

When a person complains about diarrhoea , constipation or haemorrhoids

I am sick of John coming to work and talking about his runny bum one day and piles the next, he is such a Bumgrumbler !

chuckin'amorrissey

when things get too hard, just give up, throw in the towel

Jim was struggling with his workload and as opposed to coming up with a plan or working through the challenges, he just gave up and left … he was chuckin'amorrissey

horse's stink

The incessant smell that comes from someone acting like a horse's arse

Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach

Venngina

When a Venn Diagram uses 2 or 3 circles - the overlapping area forms a vaginal shape known as the Venngina. The Venngina represents the common factors of the the 2 or 3 circles and this Vennginal area assists in clearly defining logical choices, probabilities and statistical outcomes.

I was trying to choose who to take on a boys weekend. The three criteria were 1. Ability to drink beer 2. Wilingness to gamble & 3. Ability to keep one's mouth shut. Of my friends, those that fell within the Vennginal zone would receive an invitation.

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Beerhum

the humm one experiences after 2-3 beers after a hard days work

got home from work and cracked three stubbies in a row....nothing could get me off the lounge as i was experiencing an awesome beerhum

Guntmuffler

The act of blowing raspberries on a roll of pubic fat (also known as a gunt)

I thought Joe's exhaust needed replacing, but soon realised that he was an aggressive guntmuffler.

Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour

I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him

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