Sludgemuncher

A connoisseur of liquified meals; someone who eats soup out of a friend's arse.

Steve: What are you, some kind of sludgemuncher?!
Terry: Yes, actually.

Steve: Oh...

Terry: You can't go wrong with a bit of leek and chicken, Steven.

Snortle

The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.

Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.

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