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Biden

A an infectious mental disease where you say something ridiculously stupid and everyone within 20 feet forgets when you said but replaces it with a euphemistic word or phrase that makes you sound smart.

“Barack and I think it’s right for people to have badakathcare” - J. Biden

“Did you hear the president. He wanted to have healthcare for everyone!” (Clap clap clap)

“I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilise trunalimunumapressure” - J. Biden said at a campaign rally in PA.

Everyone was speechless so they naturally voted for him. They knew what they were thinking. All warm and fuzzy thoughts at shock, awe and amazing display of charisma of their loving president.

by Mr Bean April 26, 2022

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Paddyjoe

A common name for an Irishman. Usually an alcaholic, with homosexual tendancies.

Mark: Dude, I just got a text saying 'Hi! My name is Paddyjoe and im a homosexual'

Colin: Haha, isnt that Tashas dad!?

by Mr Bean April 3, 2007

5👍 53👎


Redneck wonderland

Wal-Mart

My god they have beer at walmart! Its a redneck wonderland...

by Mr Bean January 12, 2019