thwack

A derogatory word, implying someone intentionally masturbating someone else. The word derives from the sound of a penis being slapped.

"Thawck!" - stated by Mr Ben upon seeing his sister go to her room with her boyfriend.

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Rat's Moustache

A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.

"When will you shave off that bloody Rat's Moustache?"

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pidgeon

Similar to a bilbo, a pidgeon was a character during games of AD&D who wasn't given much chance of survival. What seperated a bilbo from a pidgeon was not bad luck but a staggeringly poor performance during combat. Custom dictates that other players must coo repeatedly when a pidgeon is trying to attack someone.

"Don't worry about Tharg The Destroyer, he's a real pidgeon..."

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mid-shaft gash

A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.

"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."

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chunk monster

An individual who is somewhat large in size, due to a perceived excess of food and/or alcohol consumption. An insult.

"Look out, here comes the chunk monster!"

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spoodge

To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.

"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."

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kiddie kicker

Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.

"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"

"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"

"Not yet, mom."