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Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.
George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime
Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic
A man who is all about his money. Hustler. Grinder. Go-getter. He's about those bucks boy. Even if he wanted he couldn't stop thinking about the money.
Don't play with Travis's money. He's a buck boy.
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Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
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A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless
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