fuck-sighted

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked

Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.

pfidiot

the name for people who create "pf" words.

I know the guy that created the word "pffhoon".
Yeah he's a total pfidiot!