Cocaine.
Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.
I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.
The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.
"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."