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When in a healthy, loving relationship, you and your spouse agree that you can have sexual relations with a person outside your relationship while still maintaining your deep and abiding love for one another.
Every few years, I go to Tijuana and indulge in a Sodd Tafran to relax, recharge, and reset
When you cook up a serving of saganaki, wait until it cools off to a reasonable temperature, and slide it between the butt cheeks of your lover before messily devouring it.
Spiro used to love giving Saganaki sliders until he became lactose intolerant
When you get in an argument with your spouse or significant other, give them a firm scolding, and then force them to have unprotected intercourse.
Danny told his wife he was by upset about the rude tone she used in front of their kids. Once he gave her a stern dog raw dog, she never crossed him again.