Swooping

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."

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Colwyn

A drink popular in Portland, OR. It is made from Sunny Delight and Everclear. It is also known as a getto screwdriver.

I know dude, I had like eight colwyns!

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The scale on which you rate a woman, based entirely on attractiveness.

1: 1s do not exist. A 1 is a person so vile that their very presence is sickening. They must be entirely physically unappealing, smell awful, and their personality makes them totally unbearable.

2: A 1 that either doesn't smell awful or is only mildly unbearable to be around.

3: Somebody who is physically unappealing but has other characteristics which make them desireable.
4: A 5 with no confidence
5: Average. It's OK to be a 5. People are imperfect.
6: A 5 with a great personality.
7: What's known as a "specific 10." Meaning that while she is generally very attractive, she has one feature that appeals to a guy with VERY specific preferences. It could be small boobs with tiny nipples. It could be he has a thing for gingers. It could be he is only attracted to short women. Every 7 is a 10 for somebody.
8: Could be a 9 if she put a little more effort in.
9: A 9 is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. She is a 9. She is not a 10, she is a 9.

10. 10s do not exist. A 10 is a 9 on all other accounts, but with the "x factor" quality of a 7 that makes her irresistible. A 10 is unfathomable. You tell stories about having seen one, and your bros don't believe you, and tell you that surely it was a 9. When you see a 10 you never forget.

Keep in mind that the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale is a bell curve. 4s, 5s, and 6s are the most common. 1s and 10s practically do not exist.

Holy shit, bro! I saw a woman who I would rank a 10 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

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Finnster

1. A name given to a student by a teacher, in relation to his sneakyness and/or laziness.
2. A nickname for somebody named Finnian
3. A computer/phone hacker

1. You is a slacker, Mr. Finnster.
2. Hay Finnis J. Finnster, what's up
3. That guy beigeboxed me last night! What a finnster!

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pussy fire

1. A song that is so fire that it moistens the nether regions of all women in the vicinity.

2. The pubic hair of a natural redheaded woman

1. That new John Legend song is some straight pussy fire

2. I know that Dayna is a natural redhead because I ate her pussy fire last night

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